Jokes For You

I found some jokes to share with you.  Hope it brings you a little chuckle or two!  Laughter is good for the soul. It makes your heart dance.

Joke #1

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in a coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins....a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth and had to be Christened immediately; so your brother Paddy came in and named them".

The woman thinks to herself, Oh no, not my brother, he's a clueless idiot...

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,'"Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise", says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved, "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother", she thought...."I really like Denise".

Then she asks, '"What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew".


Joke #2

There are two blonds, one on each side of a river.
One blond yells to the other, "Hey how do you get to the other side?"
The second blond yells back, "You're on the other side".


Joke #3

Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"

Mom takes a deep breath and asks, "What did you call it? Where did you learn that word?"

"It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"

And so it does..."A f r i c a n  Elephant".


Have a great day!

~ Angela Gentile