Monday, February 18, 2013

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.

No wait... sorry...

I'm thinking of wine.  It's wine that does all that...

Never mind.


Marcia Barhydt said...

Where did you ever find this Angela? It's one of the funniest things I've ever read - thanks!!

Angela Gentile said...

Hi Marcia. One of my sisters-in-law sent the joke to my email. Isn't it awesome?! Thanks for reading.