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Mishap on Flight 293
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax -- OH MY GOD!" Silence followed.
After a few minutes, the Captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilt it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in coach said, "That's nothing, he should see the back of mine."
Have an awesome day!
~ Angela Gentile
(P.S. The picture above has nothing to do with the joke - I just liked this picture!)