Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Emergency Landing (A joke)
Two male colleagues are on a commercial flight to New York. After the men have had a couple drinks, the flight attendant, in a panicked voice, announces that the pilot has passed out and asks whether any of the passengers can fly. The men, both of whom have their pilot's license, rush to the cockpit.
George takes over the controls and heads towards the nearest airport. He brings the airplane to a screeching halt, almost going over the end of the runway.
"That is the shortest runway I've ever seen!" he shouts to Bernie. "It can't be more than a hundred feet long!"
"Yeah," Bernie answers, "but it must be at least a mile wide!"
Have a great day!
~ Angela Gentile