A 30-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for
the first time.
With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the
horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops long at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In
terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the horse's side anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its
slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her
head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs
the horse.
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